Also known as The Tard Ferguson Center for Fail Studies, book learnin is strictly forbidden in this library. The only books in the collection are the Bible, Hardy Boys, and revisionist memoirs. All writing in the library must be done with a Magna-Doodle; pens and magic boxes (computers) are prohibited.
The George W. Bush Presidential Library is dedicated to the pursuit of freedumb through squandering billions of stolen tax dollars on failed speculative invasions of countries without militaries and the idea that bombing heaps of people to death out of fear and ignorance makes you a humanitarian.
by frick1 April 03, 2010
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A pretty good joke. A man more infamous for anti-intellectualism than anyone in history having a library for a memorial is pretty goddamn funny.
Welcome to the George W. Bush Presidential Library, please leave your books at the door.…yeah right there, in that burning pile.

/ignore this Google Bomb:

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1. a burger that is offered when jay leno runs for president
mumbles went to burger king and asked for the jay leno for presidential burger

mumbles also asked for the conan o'brien burger too
by tree trunk slim August 05, 2010
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A sign that the apocalypse has come
2016 presidential elections, Idiot Elitist Feiminist VS Criminal Liar
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To embarrass your nation by acting like a pompous ass in front of world leaders. Ex. Donald Trump
Donald Trump acted presidential while shoving the Prime Minister out of his way at a NATO photo op.
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(adj.) Representing the worst approach to something.
Can you believe how disorganised that debate was? They kept yelling over each other. It was so presidential.
by Werdenschmidt September 30, 2020
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The stupidest thing you ever heard. Babbling moron.
"And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute, one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning,"

Sir that was the stupidest thing I ever heard. You sounded presidential.
by Pseudo Nyhm April 25, 2020
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