A blow job with a finger up the butt.

What a presidential candidate gets when they verbally attack another candidate or create an attack ad on another candidate.

When you're getting a blow job and the girl deepthroats while sticking a finger up your ass.

Acceptionally good marijuana. More commonly the certian breed of Kush.

An act of disrespect or initiation technique. You choose a guy that you totally hate, or someone who really wants to be part of your group of friends. In the middle of the night, he must be bound to his bed and gagged without his knowing. All of this is happening to him by at least three guys wearing suits -- minus any form of pants -- and different president masks on the faces of each. Then, the presidents proceed to fadonk the victim until they decide they're done...something that person will remember for the rest of his life.

Two rich old white perverts try putting fake votes in a box to rule a country.

When two people who are essentially the same talk out of their asses for a few hours, in order to create the illusion of democracy. Always the two people the media want you to vote for, not neccesarily the best candidates. All third-party candidates are physically locked out of the debates. Because of this, American politics has degenerated into a puppet show.