A phrase used by a person who is masturbating to a magazine when someone knocks on the door. Popularized by Master Shake in an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
*knock*

"Don't come in, I'm wrapping presents!"
by sanfud n sun April 16, 2006
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A gift (preferably jewelry) you give your girlfriend hoping she won't notice you still didn't put a ring on it.
Leah: Wow! What a nice bracelet!
Sally: Yeah it's another Hush Present.....
Leah: Oh Seriously!? That's why you don't give the milk for free
Sally: Don't I know it!
by Hushqueen July 30, 2012
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A term which replaces the word "future" to imply that the future will one day be the present.
The future present exists and will come to pass.
by twohander June 04, 2017
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The person, at any gathering where wrapped gifts are exchanged, who vehemently insists on dictating the presentation and opening protocol of the gifts for all participants.
Don't invite her to the office gift swap, she's a Present Nazi, she'll nsist that we all open our gifts one at a time so everyone can see what everyone else got and from who. We'll be there for hours.......
by Moustache U Aquestion November 30, 2016
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A present that you got last year. A gift that you keep getting over and over again.
That is a past present. Not another past present, can't you think of something new?
by lankylegs November 13, 2013
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When the temperature in a conference or meeting room is turned way down to ensure that no one will be able to nod off during a meeting.
Man, is the temperature in that room hosed again? My fingers were numb by the end of that staff meeting!

Nah, I saw them jack the temperature down about 20 degrees right before the meeting started. Bob will lull everyone to sleep unless they make it a polarpoint presentation.
by jigsawz67 March 04, 2011
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