A word with too many goddamn definitions.

Something you give without any type of obligation.

1)A great surprise someone would really like... if you had enough money.
2)Not the past, or future, but NOW...wait...NOW...NOW.NOWWW....AGHH
3)To show something boring, like a power-point on how boring things are

The exact moment all of your blood cells decide to go directly to your dick

When you have to take a crap really bad and you feel the poop coming out.

the singular moment when you are most susceptible to a heart attack.

A word that illiterate people use instead of "presenting" becasue htey dont know how to say "presenting"