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A word with too many goddamn definitions.
She's presently present, so I'll present my present.

Translation: She's now here, so I'll give my gift.
by Shiny Things Are Shiny February 19, 2013
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1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.

When kilig, one may experience the following:

*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality

Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
KILIGS much?? ^_^
by mis2n.yoo June 07, 2011
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2
The act of one Presenting oneself for sexual gratification in all your glory.
She presented herself to me, for which I gladly received her body.
by Glitter of Gary September 05, 2017
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Something you give without any type of obligation.
I am going to give a present to her.
by ivestarted December 25, 2015
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1)A great surprise someone would really like... if you had enough money.
2)Not the past, or future, but NOW...wait...NOW...NOW.NOWWW....AGHH
3)To show something boring, like a power-point on how boring things are
1)Tommy got me a tiny present, so that's why I got him a worm.
2)In the present, I am sad.

3)"May I present my diorama?" suck-up Sally asked.
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