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Medical condition that fans of University of Miami football suffer from each year, when they believe the team is "bak" to their 2001 form.

Premaure ebakulations lasting longer than 6 weeks will result in a mid-season Nolegasm at the hands of FSU.
Fan of da U: We bak! We got swag and U dna!
Every other ACC fan: You're suffering from premature ebakulation. I'll prescribe you one dose of reality.
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