Where a pregnant teen performs live porn in front of other teens usually in a secluded place. Because they don't have access to the places where live pregnant porn is being performed in public.

Having to piss so excruciately bad that you feel as if your bladder will bust like a pregnant woman's water.

When you fuck a pregnant chick, and you punch the bitches stomach and aggressively shove your dick in the babies face until it dies.

an excuse for doing nothing, used by women as a reason for not doing things that anyone else can do without a second thought

A male person's definitive "never" response. Puts to rest the relentless drunk friend-of-friend who tries to force you into a flase confession.

To blast your load all over a chick's face and inside her mouth.

It means that the situation that is being described is a binary. It is something that is either IS or ISN'T. Such as is the case when one is pregnant. One either "is" pregnant or "is not", there is no in between or partial pregnancy. It means it is a situation in which there is no ambiguity or no gray area. You can't be "just a little bit" of certain things.