When you see something so orgasmic (Either sexual or just merely exciting to the senses, i.e. new footage of the next Star Wars movie), that you orgasm before you would have normally wanted to. Coined by the Game Grumps.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

Short for "predator", anything that hunts a quarry or prey.

Slang for: To be screwed over or hurt by...
Refers to the Prairie Ridge H.S. (Crystal Lake, IL) wrestling team's disgusting sexual hazing exposed in early 2010.

the opposite of derp. can be used in any situation where you don't know what to say next.

The time between official dating and meeting or getting to know a person. Also referred to as "talking".

a mixture of purple and red