A male who has sex with a female, cums inside her, and then bites her head off and eats her entire body for sustenance.
Bro, we were stranded on that island for years. Once we ran out of food the only thing I could do to her was the Reverse Praying Mantis.
by DrMike27 July 01, 2021
Troy: “did you see that praying mantis today?!”
Gertrude: “are you serious?! That was Elyse’”
A praying mantis is very long, like Elyse, the human praying mantis.
Gertrude: “are you serious?! That was Elyse’”
A praying mantis is very long, like Elyse, the human praying mantis.
by konichiwa69 November 14, 2019
by Factslmao December 06, 2020
by tteddy1985 July 27, 2015
To request divine intervention in a potentially-dangerous situation, instead of relying on aerosol-based capsicum-fluid.
Since it's ridiculously easy to get charged with assault by someone whom you "mace the face" of (for example, the person can always deny that he had intended you any harm, even if you know that he very likely was planning to hurt you), it's a wise idea to just choose spepper pray in all but the most extreme of circumstances.
by QuacksO October 20, 2020
by Kingchickenkek November 14, 2016
When a man attempts to insert his flaccid penis into a woman's vagina in hopes it will get hard so he can have sex.
by Tilt22 December 21, 2012

