Human fancy tickling stick usually of the male species, tending to show female qualities and favouring the colour Pink.

Behaviour usually results in the need for a Pram.

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

when you're wearing fancy clothes but they're very very wrinkled

A Human Fancy Tickling Stick