A heinous, but useful microsoft tool for putting together presentations of slides/viewgraphs.
This little piece of sh -- I mean, software comes with MS Office and it features creepy templates and clipart, your helpful friend Clippit and strategic incompatibilities with previous versions of itself.
It masquerades as a graphics program, but cannot touch Adobe in any way shape or form, so it is instead as annoyingly incompatible with Adobe as possible.
Also, it will HOG all your SWAP SPACE.
Bastard.

A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.

A device used for presenting specific projects in a class which requires very little work and just copy-and-pasted Wikipedia information.

A sad little slideshow program that makes it look like you're not reading a text during an oral presentation as much.

To point at an individual with a foam finger

Anus. The pressure point that elicits an impactful response.

The abbreviation for Microsoft PowerPoint or PPT. PPT is an acronym for Pretty Perky Titties. Therefore PowerPoint is another name for Pretty Perky Titties