When you take a crap that is so big and comes out so fast that the toilet water splashes up and gets all ovewr your ass or nuts

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

1. The kind of dump that if at work going to the handicap stall is a must as the bars are needed for extra grip. 2. A massive explosion of fecal matter that splatters the porceline toilet and shoots up towards your balls, vagina or butt. 3. A dump that when completed is well worth bragging to your friends.

you know when you have to take a huge dump that youve held in for hours and then you take a poop and and it comes out like rapid fire and gets you wet. usually followed by a wet bumbum or ballsac and a really good feeling like the weight of the world has been lifted of your shoulders.

A common variant of dump, the powerdump often occurs when one has diahrrea, has eaten something just a little too spicy, or has held it in just way too long. According to extensive reasearch on the powerdump, the majority of people who undergo it often say that it is one of the more unpleasant kinds of dumps. When taking a powerdump, it is not unusual to firmly grip the underside of the toilet seat to maintain stability.

A sort of "atomic" shit delivered en force from an elevated position. Often performed by standing with feet on the crapper, and bracing hands on the wall.

Bowel movement which travels at extreme speeds; Aided by compressed gas behind the feces, producing a rocket-like display of power; Known to rattle the pipes as it's flushed.