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Boss: “why were you late?”
You: “I had a ton of taco bell before bed and when I woke up, Instead of just showering, I had to poop before!”
Boss: “Oh so you were late because you had to Power!”
You: “Power?”
Boss: “Ya’Know Power, Pooping and Showering equals Power
You: “Yeah I guess you could call it that.”
Boss: “Next, time just let me know, taking a power is always a valid excuse!"
You: “I had a ton of taco bell before bed and when I woke up, Instead of just showering, I had to poop before!”
Boss: “Oh so you were late because you had to Power!”
You: “Power?”
Boss: “Ya’Know Power, Pooping and Showering equals Power
You: “Yeah I guess you could call it that.”
Boss: “Next, time just let me know, taking a power is always a valid excuse!"
by tbob15cp October 23, 2011
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To refine is to perfect. Power is the truth, which is Allah's mathematics. To Knowledge the Culture of Islam is to have Power.
by LiquidSwords October 12, 2005
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Now you wouldn't want to say that to the guests, would you, honey? It'd be too powers. We need butter.
by LAURasaurus July 10, 2006