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vibrators, bullets, butterflies, licorice stix, purple flirts, etc
I just bought some new power tools at the fun party. Its not small you gotta plug it in the wall.
by Mr. Reality Music May 07, 2008
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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el capitan of the tool family, loser extrordinairre, someone who has a big head and talks big game, but every knows this person is lame and shuns/clowns him/her
will cirimele is a powertool.
by tyrell April 23, 2003
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Power Tool - One who exceeds the normal definition of tool and goes above and beyond in their unknowingness that they are being used.

Currently used to describe the most diligent, hard-working, never-see-sunlight students at MIT.

You may substitute a brand-name power tool to get the desired effect, i.e. Sawzall, or just make the sound/hand motion of using a chainsaw.
This guy can't talk about anything but his classes, and I think he's studied for this one test for a week now, he's such a power tool.
by Mr Bill November 30, 2004
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one who possesses above-and-beyond qualities of toolishness and/or douchebaggery
Guy #1: Man, he's the biggest tool I've ever seen!
Guy #2: Yeah, he's a total power tool.
by definitively October 25, 2009
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a powertool is one who exhibits traits of a trully mookish manner. one who is so annoying that one minute with him/her makes you want to beat them like a cheap rug till they leak blood. in other words a worthless fucking waste of air. in other words someone so dense that their witlessness astounds.
look at that powertool over there mackin on that hoe. kid got no game.
by goon March 12, 2004
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