1. Noun
During the commericals on 24, Jack Bauer quickly takes huge shits that are both extremly quick and extremly potent
2. Verb
To take a Jack Bauer Power Dump
When out in public and you have to take a dump really bad and have to use a public toilet but don't want to spend a lot of time on the seat so you force everything out really fast.
"Man, I just took a huge Jack Bauer Power Dump."
"Jack where have you been?" "Taking a Jack Bauer Power Dump."
by Crapper April 05, 2006
by john March 05, 2004
A dump taken before doing an important and/ or strenuous task in order to gain mental clarity and increased focus. Also, a preventive measure against accidental sharting.
Bro, before we hit these Deadlift PRs I'm gonna go take a power dump... rack them weights, I'll be right back.
by Neilus da realist June 22, 2017