A Russian Canadian president or a tasty French fry plate with gravy and cheese on it with the option of vodka on the side
I'm naming my dog vladmir poutine, you guys wanna go to the mall and get a vladmir poutine
by Adamsriver December 29, 2016
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Where traditional poutine is fries and cheese curds covered in gravy, American Poutine ups the ante by covering those fries and curds in diarrhea.
I had to take an emergency shit in my McDonald’s bag. There were still fries at the bottom, it was a real American Poutine situation.
by Nano88 January 20, 2022
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The act having sexual intercourse with a French Canadian woman. Derived from the Canadians love of poutine and pussy.
Went back to my igloo and fucked her right in the poutine pussy, it was a good time eh!
by Fuckherrightinthepoutine September 7, 2014
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When you take a batch of fries and pootinize them with cheese and gravy to conjure poutine.
by THe fuckin poutinizer November 5, 2011
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a standard poutine dish eaten from another's ass
Terry simply couldn't resist eating the ass poutine Nancy prepared in her crack
by jage_the_rapist February 26, 2009
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When a male ejaculates into the ass crack of his partner, and either the female or male then has the runs. The mixing of the two creates a substance that somewhat resembles the delicious Canadian delicacy.
Dude...last night I ate a huge dish of ass poutine.
by Barbara Hannink December 8, 2010
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