A sexual maneuver based upon the delicious Quebecois delicacy. The ingredients are represented as follows; fries (fingers), gravy (poop), melted cheese curds (semen). The "chef" concocts this sexual dish as follows: A male or female's ass is penetrated by 2 to 4 of the chef's fingers. The chef then proceeds to ejaculate on his or her poop covered fingers. The chef's fingers are then fed to the famished individual.

Meredith devoured a large portion of porkin' poutine at the pot luck last night.
by Dave Priamo September 14, 2008
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When you pipe a bitch down and her snatch starts making cream white gravy and you dip some fries into it as a mid-sex snack.
Isaac: Man this sex has me burnt out
Terrie: Just take some of the leftover McDonalds fries and make a Pussy Poutine
Isaac: Good idea now I can fuck you for another 2 minutes!
by hahasuka December 08, 2020
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A dish of fries toppled with truffle butter and cheese.
Guy: I'd sure go for a Alabama poutine right now!
Girl: Tough luck man, they only serve that in Trois-Rivières.
by AlabamaBaby April 12, 2016
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Used primarily in Canada, poutine queen refers to a gay male who is primarily attracted to French Canadian men.
Call me a poutine queen if you will, but that André Boisclair is quite a dish!
by Adam Hawkins July 20, 2006
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n, (prin-sess poo-teen)
An older, oblivious, French-Canadian scatter-brained female in authority (such as a manager, teacher, CEO) who has a knack for saying the wrong thing at the wrong time and is overtly overweight and disproportionate.

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I come in Monday morning, tired from working all weekend, and there she is, eating her donut in the hallway. I say "Hello" and PRINCESS POUTINE has the audacity to say "Good afternoon, you look well rested." I wanted to slap her pancake ass into next week.
by JustMeMan May 13, 2006
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when an event, invention, place, or person exists in reality that is so excessively stereotypically ‘Murican, but it did not originate in the United States of America. The surprised feeling you experience is The Poutine Effect.
Dave: I cannot believe that fried potatoes, covered in cheese curds and gravy DIDN’T originate in America! I’m actually a little upset!

Tim: Yeah, that’s The Poutine Effect.
by Jonas Saxon Brown May 30, 2019
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A Russian Canadian president or a tasty French fry plate with gravy and cheese on it with the option of vodka on the side
I'm naming my dog vladmir poutine, you guys wanna go to the mall and get a vladmir poutine
by Adamsriver December 29, 2016
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