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Pou

A God-like being that can consume anything and everything it lays it's eyes upon. Pou is immortal and has the power of growing it's mass by consuming normal food. It has strong - unmatched by anything resistance to poison, radiation, toxic chemicals, microbes, viruses and everything else that is harmful to other living beings. It resembles a pyramid with smooth edges / a turd. It enjoys toying with it's food by throwing it and then catching it when it falls. It also likes to tumble and drive cars without a valid driving license. It's final form is just a "fatter waist". Sometimes it will get sick or bored or sleepy. When that happens, treat it's needs immediately, or else that could mean the end of our universe. Pou is our new God. Pou is the reason of existence. Pou is everything.
"Pou has come."
"The end is near."
by Jake from Subway Surfers January 1, 2023
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Pou

The greatest virtual pet known to man. This app that we us mortal souls do not deserve was released in August 5 2012 for both Android and Blackberry. Pou was released for IOS in March 13 2015. Pou was temporarily removed from both app stores for a small update many fans thought it was the end but was then brought back. Devs said it was a small glitch.
by HeyThat'sMe June 2, 2024
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