Starts on the 1st of April, and ends on April 30. You must ass-pound your partner for 4 hours straight, every day.
Brandon: Ready for Ass-pound April?
Chad: Hell yeah! I be having the bitches pull up!
by SnowyBoardingFish October 31, 2021
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The awkward fist pound vs. high five attempt, when the latter realizes too late what is going on, so they instead wrap their open hand around a closed fist.
I tried to congratulate him on that strike, but he totally pound grabbed me...
by Ragin_Azian December 27, 2014
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When a team is winning, by a lot, they run a play allowing the big guys, who normally never get a chance to run the ball, to run the ball in for a touchdown.

The play is normally developed on the fly, and is done, not to score points, but to put on a great show for the fans, and in high school ball, to give the guys who have never held the ball a great story to tell.
Yeah, we were winning 56 to 7 at the half, so we put our defensive tackle in to run the ball. When he got it, our defensive ends ran with him. I swear to God the ground was shaking as they ran down the field. It really was a thousand pound touchdown.
by John_Mason January 9, 2012
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Referring to a man who crushes Jeeters with his 12 pounder.

Someone who can talk anyone out of their stash or their pants without trying.
by Damage157 October 11, 2022
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A child you pick up from the adoption center who is in their teenage years. And like a dog that you would also pick up from the pound it will behave as to not go back to the pound.
Joe: Should I get a pound teen? I heard they're well behaved.
Jim: Yeah they don't do stupid teen shit because they dont want to go back to the adoption center
by vurvm April 15, 2024
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