When you jump off the corner of your bed, shit in mid air then land ass first on your significant others face when they are laying on the floor.
by MAX POWER187 February 24, 2020
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Thomas Pound plays games every lesson and he has a seven head and he is irrelevant he always says ‘ it is like’
by I like white vans🚐 January 20, 2020
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Ahh man, I have been doing so much sausage pounding lately, I think I might have some serious problem.
by SausagePounder January 21, 2019
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When Allen gets drunk and pounds the shit out of some chick so when she wakes up she feels like she's been in a car wreck. Allen is a badass mo fo and will wreck pound you if he gets the chance when he's drunk, it's a pounding you will never forget because you may need medical treatment.
by aa01 May 31, 2012
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