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(1) Refers to a sexual act in which the guy pounds the vagina like a jackhammer. The pounding must be fierce and violent leaving said vagina in shreds.
(2) A sexual act in which one literally pounds the vagina of another with one's fist. This often results in minor loss of blood on the part of the one begin pounded.
(2) A sexual act in which one literally pounds the vagina of another with one's fist. This often results in minor loss of blood on the part of the one begin pounded.
Tom: Hey did you hook up with Watermelondra last night?
Matt: I totally pounded that vag!
Watermelondra: ...it hurts...
Tom: I am going to pound that vag!
Jinny: Be nice!
Tom: NEVER!
Matt: I totally pounded that vag!
Watermelondra: ...it hurts...
Tom: I am going to pound that vag!
Jinny: Be nice!
Tom: NEVER!
by thesshade February 04, 2010
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018