Urban Dictionary: pouched

To be really tired.

I've been up since 4 i the morning i'm pouched

by klgjkhfuit September 06, 2007

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Getting Drunk, being Drunk

I got so Pouched Last night.
She was Pouched when she bought those pants.
Let's get pouched!

by PouchMaster1 March 26, 2011

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when the weed your smoking in the bong/pipe is all gone

where's the weed? i swear it was rite here , pouched

by bud intrest August 19, 2006

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When a male gets kicked in the testicles

Dude you totally just got pouched.

by switch_nick November 23, 2006

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A prick/douche hybrid. A term reserved for those individuals who so utterly and frequently piss you off that simply applying the "prick/douche" label is not enough.

Most commonly directed towards, but not exclusive to, males.

Jorge: Man, Phillip, I can't believe you jizzed on my face after I passed out last night.

Phillip: What a fuckin' pouche.

Jorge: Man, you just called yourself a pouche.

Phillip: Fuck, man, I guess I really am a pouche.

by gimmedatsammich February 11, 2009

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pussy-douche

Stop being such a pouche

by thugmuffin22 November 05, 2009

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The act of sticking ones penis into the pouch of a kangaroo for sexual pleasure.

The "Junior Electrical Engineer" was on walkabout when he saw a kangaroo and decided it was time to do a little Pouching.

by Moistbungholeplugger October 06, 2020

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