Lee lee came over last night for taco night, and 20 minutes later she was pounding the potty, letting loose a foul stench and atrocious stains inside the bowl like something found from an elephant. What a potty pounder.

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”