Accusing someone of committing the same immoral/ illegal that you yourself are committing.

Girls love weed as much as dudes but some may just not like going through the hustle of getting some. A princess of pot is that girl who likes hanging around people (mostly dudes) who are smoking weed at the time and smokes in the circle every time but never buys her own or herself. She therefore gets what she wants each time like a princess.

The act of spreading a yeast infection via switching from vaginal intercourse to anal intercourse. This can occur both by accident or on purpose.

When a guy doesn’t know how to use his dick properly so he fucks you as if his dick is a spoon scraping the remnants of a yoghurt pot

This is a naturally occurring phenomenon that happens during intercourse. When a man is giving his finest sexual efforts and climaxes inside of his woman but with the women on top. You are then left in the situation where the seminal fluid is held inside the vagina with nothing but a penis stopping its gravitational exit onto your belly.

The moment at which the female "gets up offa that thing", the genitally enforced seal is released and the contents emptied all over your lower abdomen ... rather like the upturning of a freshly opened yogurt pot.