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A creature characterized by its laziness and uncontrollable desire for carbs and high-fat, high-calorie foods. Can often be found in homes watching tv and movies, listening to music, or finding other ways to keep occupied while not eating. Poths engage in deep conversations with one another while excommunicating most of the outside world, believing themselves to be superior to mankind. Poths almost never make sense except to other poths and/or poth-like creatures. The poth usually thinks faster than their ability to verbally communicate. Poths are not endangered and are currently being observed & studied for more descriptive traits.

The word Poth was derived from the words pig and sloth. It is also a shortened form of the word POTHEAD.
You're such a poth.

Liz and I enjoy pothing around on Sunday nights.
by KerBear April 16, 2009
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0. Everything and nothing at once
1. of OR relating to Memetic connotation
Nothing more, nothing less and nothingness
2. P.O.T.H. Pretentiously Observed Things of Humor
3. Meme for Shit happens
4. (X) Chance of hilarity
5. Penultimate Pwnage
6. Ubiquitous term that confuses
7. Congregation of Potheads
8. Congregation of Memetics, Past, Present, Future Tense
9. Succumbing to Par aphasia
10. Neologism, and succumbing to Neologism
11. Circumstantial promiscuity OR stigma
12. Meme not without equal Memetics
13. Reciprocal yet trite
Shakespeare Poth:

or? typo for both
Murphy's Law Anything poth automatically becomes more poth if it is stroked by an aging German leatherslut.
In relation to Murphy's Law, parallel dynamics of Memetic
ie. Maybe there's a crashing meteor outside and it's time to have angry gayness

see: The Big Lebowski
see: crustacious

POTH *Pig Sloth Posh Goth Pothead Gothtard orgy*
The scene at the Synthpop fest:
Hundreds of sad, moody goths, dressed in black+dayglow, in a picnic/bbq setting, glumly eating potato salad.
by somnambulanz October 08, 2009
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Poser gothic person. Some one who thinks they're goth but aren't. Also, they look and act like complete idiots.
Gnome Shroom: Look at that poth over there.
Brandonowen:*Wearing all black (but is really blue cause he's to stupid to realize it) and "goth" clothing (according to him.) listening to nsync* I am not! God, man! You are, like, so, like, mean, like..., yeah!
by Gnome Shroom June 19, 2005
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rayne> yo, renzo, that guy is punk and goth..check out his shirt, it says Poth
Renzo> Rayne..Poth is a skateboard company..
by Zoebaby June 18, 2004
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Random abuse of power by channel operators
/kick <luser> POTh
by Shai-Tan June 19, 2003
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A dystopic blend of goth and punk. An affectation of alienated youth, similar to the grunge movement of the 90's. Central to poth is cathartic imagery of revenge-violence, innate distrust of authority, application of hip labels for very ordinary ages-old teenaged angst, and practice for someday becoming a bitter old man who writes definitions for slang dictionaries.
Too young to be Gen-X, can't dance so ain't Goth, teenaged rebellion, so let's call it Poth.
by Git Offa My Lawn August 10, 2004
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a Wurd Me & My Friends Made Up!
a Poth Is a Posh Goth.. There's alot Around If You Think About It!
Shannon:- She's Such a Poth!!
Shanique:- Oo Right. Whats That Then?
Shannon:- a Posh Goth
Shanique:- She Is Aswell! Theres Loadz Around!
Shannon:- True!
by [L]aydee*Lily October 14, 2007
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