A much-disputed sex act. The only agreed-upon definitions include the use of a potato peeler and the stipulation that at least one of the participants hasn't showered for at least 2 days.
by Beary White January 21, 2020
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In the case of Women v. Humor, the Small Potato Clause uses the trend is evidence in the argument that women are not funny.
Defendant: Your honor, women are funny.
Prosecutor: Objection! According to the Small Potato Clause, the courts have found women incapable of being funny.
Judge: O shit, he rite. Sit ur ass down.
Prosecutor: Objection! According to the Small Potato Clause, the courts have found women incapable of being funny.
Judge: O shit, he rite. Sit ur ass down.
by SkwidBoyTV June 30, 2021
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The water that hardens the egg softens the potato is a Russian saying that means everyone reacts to stressful circumstances differently. It is often used in the context of trauma.
"Rachel's mom just died and a week later she's back to school. Meanwhile, I'm strugling to get out of bed, just because my hamster died. I feel so shitty."
"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "
"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "
by CrazyandIknowit March 29, 2021
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OH MY GOSH! THE This_Peep le potato LOOKS SO DISGSUTING!
by Kartwes December 13, 2019
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When yo dick so stout and plump it looks like a potato and baby girl sees it for the first time she too scared to do anything but tickle it
by Eieiooo5 April 25, 2017
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by That_one_weabo February 19, 2021
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"the nurse had to wash my toe potatos because I haven't been able to reach my feet in the shower for months"
by redleftie November 08, 2015
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