A phrase that means a living potato who lives in a urban neighborhood.
WOW! That is an urban potato!
by Mr. Potato0500 June 01, 2021
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Surprise Potato n:
When you trick people into thinking you aren't going to eat your potatoes, but then last minute lunge across the table and devour them like whore eating a rich guys ass.
"hey man what the fuck was up with you at dinner?"
"I had to hit you with that surprise potato."
by Don't touch the baby May 14, 2019
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A fat yet fit figure that defiantly does not belong in this world. Usually green colored human like thing with string bean ears. Loves a selfie or 2.

Always hangs with the boys.
Person 1: hey this guy just started working for us, he takes selfies, looks like shrek and has weird pointy ears

Person 2: nah get fucked that’s “ swamp potato
by Fizzledpee August 10, 2018
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a girl who thinks shes ugly and she is expecially when its hot outside
dude : bro kayla is a sweaty potato
bruh : totally
by Banananananassss August 21, 2017
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