Urban Dictionary: potatoable

A person who is brainless and unaware of anything.

Person 1: Why is the new girl in the lower maths?
Person 2: Shes a potato.
Person 1: I'm so lucky that I'm not a potato.

by beauty_bubs97 September 11, 2014

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Skeppy: “Badboyhalo is a potato”

by Happy_Phan July 16, 2019

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Being a human that has no life and just searches up sh*t on the internet

Or just straight up avoids social interaction

Guys, Imma be a potato for the rest of the day.

by Harsh Harmony November 15, 2016

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Socially awkward or innocent person; awkwardly shy

"Do you swear a lot?" - "No. I'm a potato"
"Are you popular?" - "No I'm too much of a potato"

by Grammar Potato July 18, 2017

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Someone who's forever alone and no one would want to touch with a 10 ft stick.

by Bryn Tilney May 07, 2013

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a person who ties up their sweatshirt strings and sinks themselfs into a pile of pillows and blankets while crunching on some chips and binge watching netflix all weekend

"what did you do all weekend"
"i was being a potato"

by badbby42 November 28, 2018

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something you can boil, mash, or stick in a stew.

PO-TAT-OES! Boil 'em, Mash 'em, Stick 'em in a stew.

by DaChazman September 05, 2004

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