POTATO IS AN ADORABLE LOVING PERSON WHO DESERVES BETTER DEFINITIONS ON URBAN DICTIONARY. THEY ARE LOVEABLE AND AN ALL AROUND AMAZING PERSON. THEY ARE ALSO SMART AND THEY ARE LITERALLY THE BEST HUSBANDO.
“OMG POTATO IS SO CUTE!”

“OMG HOW KIND POTATO IS!”
“WHAT A PERFECT HUSBANDO POTATO IS!”
by Shi-knows January 20, 2019
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The foolish believers of fake news commonly found on the internet, specifically social media. These potato’s or Taters can be found liking, sharing, and commenting on the most obvious of made up posts.

Originated on America’s Last Line of Defense social media group.
<someone posts verifiably fake made up content>

1: thank you for getting truth out there and fighting those neocommies

2: I love the smell of potato in the morning
by Whynotyo? February 26, 2019
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White people living or travelling in South East Asia.

White ex-pats are often seen as fat, white and inert. Common variants are "fat potato", "stupid potato", "dirty potato" and so on.

Potato was first coined in 2008 by ex-pats living in Vietnam. It was first reference in the Vietnam Times in January 2009, and spread quite quickly throughout Vietnam and is currently becoming pervasive in major ex-pat hubs including Bangkok, Kuala Lumpur and Ho Chi Minh City. Term has also surfaced in the SE Asian community in Australia.

In Sydney the increased Anglo-Saxon interest in Asian cultures has led to this word being used in a derogatory manner to describe Anglo-Saxon patrons to SE Asian establishments.

Potatospeak is a humorous term used to refer to metaphors which use this slang, including:

Potato Salad - a large gathering of potatoes, usually around hotel swimming pools.

Mashed Potato - amotorbike accident involving at least one potato. Often includes a muffler burn.

Baked Potato - sunburn

Potato Wedge - a poorly executed motorbike manouever

Potato Famine - a potato orders a meal at a local restaurant. On arrival he realises it is completely inedible.

Atkins Diet - a period of time when the potato decides he or she doesn’t want any more potato in his life.

Bubble and Squeak - older potato who has hooked up with a younger, beautiful local girl

Fauxtato - a local person who is sitting in a Hard Rock Cafe.
"We went to this really nice Italian Restaurant in the old quarter of Hanoi, and it was full of potatoes."

"You should have seen the potato salad around the pool at the Sofitel last weekend."
by Oseric May 17, 2009
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deliciously tasty spud
dude 1 : hey what's that?
dude 2 : a potato
dude 1 : AWESOME
by emich December 29, 2009
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its when you tape a potato to your dick to make the tip bigger during sex
Baby tape a potato to your dick and lets do some potatoing
by shrekisgod420 December 17, 2016
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