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A word that gets used by random people because they think they’re fucking funny
by Fattus Twattus October 24, 2019
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An item better then anyone that has walked on this planet. Even devlin derby likes potatoes
by DevlinDerbyIsBestName February 16, 2021
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A person so dumb, they're a root vegetable, completely void of any sense.
"Holy shit, you just potato'ed all over this post."
"You got banned because you needed a potato time-out."
"Why did you DD, you potato?! "
"Share your recent awkward potato moments with me please"
by 1Potato2Potato3Potato4 January 12, 2017
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PROBABLY THE MOST BADASS VEGGIE ON THIS GOD DAMN PLanET. THIS BITCH CAN BE EATEN AS BREAKfAST LUNCH AND DINNER. DAMN. U NEED BREAKFAST? GET FUCKIN HASHBROWNS YOU RETARD. NEED FOOD FOR HOLIDAYS? EAT THESE FUCKERS MASHED OR BAKED. NOW YOU GON GET SOMBITCHES IF YOU SHOW THEM THE SIZE AND NUMBERS OF YOUR POTATOES. SHE'LL Be ON YOUR DICK IN A MINUTE
bill: you need food for thanksgiving?
tom: N O I FUCKING DONT I GOT POTATOES YOU SOYBOY
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by SaltyMann May 07, 2018
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potatoes, but better. Samwise Gamgee makes them especially well.
Po-ta-toes! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!
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by YumYumRamen May 21, 2019
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A potato is usually a female called jess who likes to eat and sleep while also playing badminton or reading fan fictions about BTS. She is extremely gay but refuses to leave the closet much to the dismay of her wife.
by IAmAPotatoDuhh December 15, 2018
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POTATOES!
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by MACANDCHEESEMAN77 January 27, 2021
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