Step 1. Pull out and ejaculate onto the womans vagina. Be sure to get uniform coverage. Step 2. Allow time for the semen completly dry. Sep 3. Using the head of your penis, begin poking at the hardened crust untill you once again reach the warm creamy inside.

The act of shitting on a dick, riding it, then using the shit as a shampoo and conditioner

The act of separating the vaginal lips of a female sexual partner and vomiting in the vagina. Usually committed after a long night of binge drinking in which vomiting may be induced from specific scents or movements.

Similar in style to the alabama hot pocket.

A variation of the Alabama Hot Pocket, but instead of it being a solid turd, it is diarreah.

A practical joke where one put a large quantity of period blood and feces in a pie pan and smashes it into an unsuspecting victims face.

An infected pussy. One that has a light flaky crust or scabs.

The sexual act of which a man or woman, fingers the hole of a man's penis.