October 27th is post your significant other day! whether that's ur girlfriend, boyfriend or theyfriend, post them!
girl: did u know its Post your significant other day
boy: no
girl: shit imma post u
boy: jit ion feel u in dat way 😭
boy: no
girl: shit imma post u
boy: jit ion feel u in dat way 😭
by Archiekins545 October 07, 2022
by savuren January 20, 2021
When you really like someone during the ovulation period of your cycle and as soon as that ends you no longer have interest in them.
“I wanted him so bad last week and now it’s like he doesn’t even exist, that post ovulation clarity hits diffffffferent”
“I really thought it liked him, turns out-was just ovulating. The Post ovulation clarity is crazy”
“I really thought it liked him, turns out-was just ovulating. The Post ovulation clarity is crazy”
by Pabalo escasbar December 30, 2024
Posting Instagram stories for the sake of reaching *one* specific person by publishing to hundreds of people,
like the Great Gatsby throwing lavish parties hoping daisy buchanan might stop by
like the Great Gatsby throwing lavish parties hoping daisy buchanan might stop by
i put out a gatsby post so she would slide into my DMs but she didn't even see the story
marina's gatsby posting so much recently, who's she trying to impress
teresa's gatsby post about gatsby posting didn't really get her the results she wanted
marina's gatsby posting so much recently, who's she trying to impress
teresa's gatsby post about gatsby posting didn't really get her the results she wanted
by int€rn€t€xplor€r March 06, 2023
That sense of guilt after spending money on Fortnite or when looking at your Fortnite locker and feeling disappointed for all the money you have spent on virtual items and fake currency that won’t grant you anything in the real world
by maany January 04, 2024
When you move into a new place and have sex within 24 hours. Typically your first night or morning in a new place. Possibly as a house-warming thing.
It could be with your partner, a one-night stand, or a hooker.
It could be with your partner, a one-night stand, or a hooker.
Me and Gertrude moved into our new place yesterday, and post-move fucked the roof down last night! What a great way to end such a long and difficult day of moving.
by Lefty Power 123 September 26, 2021
Going comatose after the massive influx of information you experienced from checking all your social media apps.
Dave: Dude wtf r u?
Blake: Fuck bro idk! I was just checking my social media updates now i dont know what the fuck is going on!
Dave: ok chill man ive heard this before, your going through post scrollaxing. Stare at the wall for 15 minutes and you'll be fine. Then bring your ass to the stank lodge.
Blake: Fuck bro idk! I was just checking my social media updates now i dont know what the fuck is going on!
Dave: ok chill man ive heard this before, your going through post scrollaxing. Stare at the wall for 15 minutes and you'll be fine. Then bring your ass to the stank lodge.
by kiosk fart October 15, 2016