postboned

When someone is running late because of an unscheduled sexual encounter

"They were supposed to be here like an hour ago, what gives?"
"I bet they got postboned"

by qwertys February 22, 2014

postboned

the delay of a dreaded event in which you know you will get screwed

My appointment with my proctologist been postboned.
My eviction hearing has been postboned.
My arraignment has been postboned.
etc.

by First.Last January 30, 2017

Postboner

To acquire an erection after Sexual intercourse from the thoughts of having Sexual intercourse

Dude our sex was so great I got a postboner

by BlazingWyvren July 3, 2013

postbone

to have sex with an individual or group after the time originally planned.

Their encounter was getting hotter, but "Lost" was on, so Jim was forced to postbone his girlfriend until after the show.

by outrageous-fun April 16, 2009

Postboning

The act of making plans for intercourse, then finding out you can't make it, then setting the time for a later date.

Honey, are we still on for tonight?

I don't know babe I got a lot of work to make up i think we're going to have end up postboning our sex tonight.

by Mr. Pizza Man October 1, 2011

postboning

To put off to a later time. Normally used when talking about a sexual act, or the consequences of a sexual act.

<GastricPenguin> My ass hurts for no reason.
<Gelormino> Once you all get up off your chairs... Your ass will hurt... The chair is just postboning the pain.

by Parog May 31, 2008

Postbone

When you have to reschedule the night you were supposed to get laid

"Sorry, but can we postbone tonight? My parents just flew in."

by Urgay Dictionary June 15, 2015