The upcoming sequel to Postal 2 which as of this writing isn't out yet, but according the Running With Scissors it'll be out before March 2011. From the gameplay footages seen it's even more outrageous and funnier than before, I will buy it. This game is like South Park. From what I've know of so far you can still use cats as silencers.

Some days I want to show you all my stamps, you know, expecially the ones commemorating love and all our heroes. Other days I want to shoot you.

A band thats just like Death Cab For Cutie, only a lot poppier.

The credits, often shrunk to the size of a postage stamp, that you try to catch at the end of a movie or film when it's shown on TV. Often interrupted by music that doesn't even belong to such a motion picture.

Some guy who went postal on the ass of the town of Paradise. He was then taeken to Hell and ræpd by Satan. He then saw Cassandra Lynn's tits, but he then was blinded by Satan. TPD then kild satan and left hell. he then saw cassandra lynn (again) then was killed by Satan!!! He then woak up and ate Satan's massive cock.

Someone who can't stop posting on Facebook.

This is possibley the worlds most complicated sexual position ever invented. Requires 3 men a dog and a female amputee, all must be very flexible and missing most ribs. You will also need a pineapple, six feet of extension chord, a potato and a sharp pencil. This move needs a constant balance central fugle operator to keep everything in check. Firstly, one man balances his anus on a pencil, with his feet behind his neck. Then the dog balances on his erect penis and licks his nipples. The next man lays on his head, with his balls within easy licking reach. Then the amputee balances on her single leg, wraps herself in extension chord, puts a potato in her arse, rubs a pineapple on her clit and urinates on the pile. Job done. If all goes well, the big pile should resemble a postman with his hat.