Urban Dictionary: post-it

When you wipe your ass with a long piece of toilet paper and then stick it to someone's car.

That's the guy that never tips. I'm going to leave a post-it note on his beamer while he sips his pumpkin latte.

by johnny k 77 February 10, 2018

An excuse to create other genres of music.

Failure: "Do you listen to any Post-Hardcore Melodic Death Punk?"

Me: "Get the fuck out."

by Arking Nerdenheimer February 25, 2009

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by californiachic December 04, 2009

stationary, not moving, found a place to chill.

"Hey man do you wanna go to this club?"
"No thanks im posting here at my house."

by Noblam February 03, 2010

A piece of wood or metal stuck in the ground.

I ran into the wooden post used to keep the barbwore fence up.

by Q-Y January 24, 2005

for a female to ejaculate all over a hookup's bed, usually leaving an embarrassing stain

Dude, she totally Posted all over my sheets!

by pooooooooooost February 03, 2010

A solid object that Is consistently struck by Adam Kempner during football matches

It’s kempner!! Oh he’s hit the fucking post again!

by Bickfordtown August 31, 2019