The absolute state of nothingness. You've successfully sunken into your brain. Your free from any mental barrier holding you back from a state of serenity. Perfect peace.
Chunk: what are you up to chink?

Chink: nothing much, man. I'm just posted.
by ThatGingerHater12 August 01, 2019
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Guy1: "No way, son, you gonna let that sucka get away wid that wedgie he just gave you?"
Guy2: "Don't worry about it, the little bastards got one in the post."
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The act of - a group of people to carry a male legs open and run towards a lamp-post, thereby smashing his genitalia into said post.
To post someone.
Gary to group of friends: "Lets go and grab Andy and post him!"

Group of friends: "Yeah! We could give him a good posting!"
by Hairy Gonk Mother September 30, 2010
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Extreme standing up. Standing up straight with your hands at your side like a fence post. Basically it is the opposite of "planking" which is sometimes known as "extreme lying down."
by miesplz October 13, 2011
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As a somewhat light-hearted mockery of the /thread meme, '/post' became a humorous alternative on popular internet forums and bulletin boards. It has become known to insight rage in some who believe that it is a forced meme, yet we know that this is not true and it is assumed that their rage towards the '/post' meme only strengthens its meme status.

It was declared a meme as of July 16th, 2009.
/post is a meme.

/post
by InternetScientist July 16, 2009
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Acronym for "Power On Self Test", The term is used to define the sequence your computer initiates when turned on.. checking the ram and available drives.. etc

It's before you see the Windows or Linux screen
<Derek> My Computer's screwed
<AndyRoo> Does it complete the POST?
by Matthew1471 November 13, 2004
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