Jake: you know, a party that's not a sausage party or a post office--
Anne: post office.. lame?
Jake: post office.. too much MALE
Anne: post office.. lame?
Jake: post office.. too much MALE
by medaeval February 12, 2004
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Another way of saying that someone is eternally fucked in any given situation. Mostly because of ones own self detriment
by Muffinman16 March 20, 2017
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Adjective: A term describing an incredibly drunk state in which those who are drunk feel compelled to go to the post office and smash beer bottles.
John: Dude, I'm fucking drunk.
Eric: Dude, are you post office drunk?
John: You know man, I think I am. Do we have any empty bottles that need smashing?
Eric: Dude, are you post office drunk?
John: You know man, I think I am. Do we have any empty bottles that need smashing?
by JohnHinkleH February 26, 2010
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Son:"Dad, what's the difference between the country and a small town?"
Dad: "Well son, Two stores, two whores, and a post office."
Dad: "Well son, Two stores, two whores, and a post office."
by boo&brasen September 27, 2014
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Adjective used to describe incredibly dumb or frustrating people similar to dealing with the USPS Post Office.
John tried explaining how smart he was and ended going post office on me, because he was so stupid it's frustrating.
by kelsiecole January 01, 2021
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"Teneal's dad almost drove over some niggers, he must have been slapping the post office all night long"
by MrsDrSeuss October 28, 2011
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The New Jersey post office that handled anthrax-laced letters reopened Monday morning, nearly 3 1/2 years after the deadly mailings that further heightened the nation's fears in the weeks after the Sept. 11 terror attacks.
The post office was closed on Oct. 18, 2001, after NBC anchor Tom Brokaw, two U.S. senators and the offices of the New York Post received anthrax-laced letters that went through Hamilton.
source: USA Today
The post office was closed on Oct. 18, 2001, after NBC anchor Tom Brokaw, two U.S. senators and the offices of the New York Post received anthrax-laced letters that went through Hamilton.
source: USA Today
by levex October 19, 2010
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