1.) the act of a girl faking she is asleep after 1-2 drinks at a party to avoid the creepy guy in the corner that has been trying to get with her all night
After Mike was getting a little "grabby" with Betty, she decided she would have to have to pull a possum, so she curled up into a ball and went to sleep
by Nibcats December 5, 2006
Much more older than the above, going back at least to the '20s.
Possuming: The act of pretending to be unconscious, holding body, breathing and especially eyes still. Purpose normally is to hear what you normally wouldn't because the speakers think you're asleep.
Possuming: The act of pretending to be unconscious, holding body, breathing and especially eyes still. Purpose normally is to hear what you normally wouldn't because the speakers think you're asleep.
by Matryoschka Sarah December 20, 2015
Said as a drawn-out, menacing warning of upcomming misfortune. A sign of impending doom. Indicates an on-comming accident or peril. Usually the prequal to getting Arrowed.
"I just found another girl's bra in my boyfreinds back seat, but he cant be cheating, right? Possums......
by AJ Hubbard August 11, 2006
Whats-her-face's only true friend.
by coolpersonyo August 28, 2003
by Neonkey69 September 23, 2009
a. See wordPossum/word
b. A replacement for any swear word, derived from the Teen Girl Squad Movies.
b. A replacement for any swear word, derived from the Teen Girl Squad Movies.
by MonteM June 2, 2003
When you yell something that makes turn around, and want to make people think it was someone else.
People think that you weren't the one to yell it, because they think you were talking to the person next to you about possums.
People think that you weren't the one to yell it, because they think you were talking to the person next to you about possums.
Person A: KYLE!!!!!!
-kyle turns around-
Person A: And then, the possum,
Person B: Dude, you like Shirey?
-kyle turns around-
Person A: And then, the possum,
Person B: Dude, you like Shirey?
by ThisOneTimeAtBandCamp October 20, 2008