by DaddyCow February 15, 2018
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He needed to use the cupid position and use a dildo attached to a pole in order to fuck her. (Cupid's arrow)
by Eve_Fox October 02, 2017
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Pillow under arse, legs over shoulders. Shrink the fanny, better dicking.
This position is best enjoyed raw.
Cute by name, raw by nature.
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This position is best enjoyed raw.
Cute by name, raw by nature.
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by The Irish fuck February 15, 2019
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Military slang for getting bent over or fucked in the work place. usually by an officer or over eager senior NCO.
"ok people, i know were supposed to head home from the desert tomorrow, but if we do another 2 months we can all get a short tour ribbon and i dont have one yet!"
from the crowd "Lean position ho!!!!!!!!!"
from the crowd "Lean position ho!!!!!!!!!"
by William Burkhalter May 07, 2008
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Where the female partner sits cross-legged with her legs crossed behind the male. Creates a tighter penetration and allows for eye contact during orgasm.
Jenny got home after 11 that night. Work had run late, so she missed the movie she and Kyle had planned to see. Opening the door, she saw a dim pink light from the other room. She knew exactly what was in store for her that night. Dropping her bags, she slowly walked towards the bedroom, swinging her hips. Jenny saw her favorite set up- the room clear of everything except for the bed and a table with wine in two glasses. And her favorite part- Kyle, in his tight workout tee and flannel pants. "Hey, beautiful", he purred. Jenny already felt the heat in her pussy as she stalked towards him and knelt on the bed. "Hey, handsome" she smiled. Climbing on top of him, she began to lap dance and rub him. Kyle felt his bulge hardening. He whipped her around and lowered his head. Excited, Jenny was ready for his inviting tongue to eat her out right then, but instead, he too the bottom of her silk blouse in his teeth and tore it off her. Jenny knew what to do. She grabbed his throbbing bulge while taking off his tee. Growling, he stroked her wet pussy as he worked her pants down with his other hand. Delighted, Jenny used her hands to rip off his flannel pants while she pleasured him with her mouth through his boxers. Kyle laughed and pulled her in.
Jenny got home after 11 that night. Work had run late, so she missed the movie she and Kyle had planned to see. Opening the door, she saw a dim pink light from the other room. She knew exactly what was in store for her that night. Dropping her bags, she slowly walked towards the bedroom, swinging her hips. Jenny saw her favorite set up- the room clear of everything except for the bed and a table with wine in two glasses. And her favorite part- Kyle, in his tight workout tee and flannel pants. "Hey, beautiful", he purred. Jenny already felt the heat in her pussy as she stalked towards him and knelt on the bed. "Hey, handsome" she smiled. Climbing on top of him, she began to lap dance and rub him. Kyle felt his bulge hardening. He whipped her around and lowered his head. Excited, Jenny was ready for his inviting tongue to eat her out right then, but instead, he too the bottom of her silk blouse in his teeth and tore it off her. Jenny knew what to do. She grabbed his throbbing bulge while taking off his tee. Growling, he stroked her wet pussy as he worked her pants down with his other hand. Delighted, Jenny used her hands to rip off his flannel pants while she pleasured him with her mouth through his boxers. Kyle laughed and pulled her in.
But before he could get too into it, Jenny stopped. Kyle looked up questioningly. "You know, it's been a really long day. I think I just need to sit down." Jenny murmured. Kyle wasn't happy but he understood. As he turned away, Jenny grabbed the elastic of his boxers. "It's been such a day that I need help getting undressed" Jenny said seductively. The words dawned on Kyle as he reached around her to unhook her bra. Jenny laughed. Ripping it off, Kyle took off her black lace underwear just as quickly. "And, you know, I could use some wine," Jenny smiled. Kyle poured her a glass of Merlot and handed it to her. But she had something else in mind. Working off his boxers, Jenny tipped the glass over his 9" erection, spilling the wine. "Oops." Jenny began to straddle him. She crossed her legs behind him. That was her favorite way to do it, indian position."Maybe I really do need to sit-" He thrusted his heaving cock into her wide open pussy. "-down." Kyle finished. Thrusting her hips all around, Jenny began to climax. The sheer lust in her eyes was enough to get Kyle going harder. "Deeper, deeper daddy!" Jenny moaned. Kyle thrusted his rock-hard shaft into her. The sweet smell of the wine-lube was turning him on. "OHHH YEAHH DADDY! GIVE IT TO ME HARDER!" Jenny screamed, climaxing. Kyle exploded inside her and they both fell back with a sigh. After that, they proceeded to do it every night. Indian style.
by IAmNotThrowingAwayMyShit June 30, 2017
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A system of satellites in low Earth orbit that, in conjunction with a receiver, can be used to determine one's location anywhere in the world with an accuracy of about 10 feet. Originally developed for US military use and deliberately scrambled to prevent other users from obtaining accuracy better than 150 feet, the scrambling was discontinued during the Clinton administration -- and the game of geocaching was founded the following day.
While early GPS receivers only told users what their latitude, longitude, and elevation were, modern units have built-in road maps, voice commands, and various other features. And *all* cell phones are now required to have GPS built in so that 911 operators can determine where distress calls are originating.
While early GPS receivers only told users what their latitude, longitude, and elevation were, modern units have built-in road maps, voice commands, and various other features. And *all* cell phones are now required to have GPS built in so that 911 operators can determine where distress calls are originating.
by The Original Kirbert July 04, 2013
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When in doggy position, the giver grabs onto their hair and places both feet in front of their knees... and pretends to ride a go kart, probably not the smoothest road, or slow
one hand can hold their hair, other can grab their arm or fish hook them as to engage the shifter
one hand can hold their hair, other can grab their arm or fish hook them as to engage the shifter
GoKart Position aka Derby style position Racing
So what are you doing for your honeymoon?
We plan on GoKarting...
Wanna race?
Only if it means were taking our wives GoKarting
Have you seen gas prices, of course thats what i meant, you really think i meant race racing?
( couples GoKart together)
Nascar, would be the orgy version of GoKarting
Rally car racing is the group version
Demolition derby when things get out of control in a variety of ways... Good, Bad, and ugly , usually good with FF action
AKA Derby Racing your wife except simulating horse racing
So what are you doing for your honeymoon?
We plan on GoKarting...
Wanna race?
Only if it means were taking our wives GoKarting
Have you seen gas prices, of course thats what i meant, you really think i meant race racing?
( couples GoKart together)
Nascar, would be the orgy version of GoKarting
Rally car racing is the group version
Demolition derby when things get out of control in a variety of ways... Good, Bad, and ugly , usually good with FF action
AKA Derby Racing your wife except simulating horse racing
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 05, 2018
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