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When becoming extremely intoxicated at an NFL football game-and hooking up with another random intoxicated female- way above your pay grade in a porto potty and she begins to perform oral sex on you. Then the "chick" introduces you to the husband later on. Oh boy.
Hey guys - that random chick just showed me her snatch. I think I am going to get some portoblow action! Shit- "Joe, start the car, we gotta get the hell out of Dodge!"
by webelk6 October 24, 2010
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When you're being horny (especially around friends) and as a result shame ensues.
Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."

Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."
by Blysterz October 19, 2020
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