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When your vehicle is damaged beyond repair as a result of wrecking it while trying to drive and text newly created words at the same time.
While driving and trying to use his iPhone to update his Facebook status to share the clever new word he came up with, Kenneth wrecked his car and portmanteautaled it.
by nachocylinder December 10, 2010
Jul 2 Word of the Day
Dude, I was so unhappy about my girl, until I spoke to my serotonin donor who really helped me feel better
by jonfurstn1 November 27, 2009