pants that are to long to be shorts or shorts that are to short to be pants

also see shants
I made my pants into ports
by crab people April 01, 2004
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Port (v): To rewrite code in a different programming language that remains functionally identical.
by codemastercode January 25, 2011
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(n) The anus.
(v) To shag someone up the arse
(n) Check out the size of the port on that chick. She looks like a horse has taken her.
(v) John ported Jane again last night. Poor thing's walking like a crab today !
by Clayton_ March 23, 2006
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Person 1: Oh look there goes a 16 year old girl in a Mercedes Benz.
Person 2: She must be from The Port
by Ct yankee September 29, 2004
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the endless bitching of a girlfriend and/or female around you
Jen is just porting all the time now.

I can't take this porting much longer, it never ends.
by phreak136 July 15, 2005
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don't forget to put your books in your port before you go to school
by Annie February 05, 2003
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The act of two people, male or female in any combination, rubbing their anus' together for the purpose of sexual gratification.
My wife makes me take a shower to remove my duck butter before long sessions of port holing.

After a long workout there is nothing quite as gratifying as the sweet surrender of port holing my best friend.
by blackpearl905 April 29, 2012
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