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Genitals either male or female. A "G" rated version of saying Penis or Vagina.
Pronouced: port-ah-crotch. said as a 2 syllable word
Check out her camel toe, thats a hungry "porta crotch"!

Is that really a wet spot on his "porta crotch"?
by hollywood626 January 06, 2009
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Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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