The act of giving oral sex to a woman after a long session of vaginal intercourse, so that you get a mouthful of delicious oaty goodness.

The want to consentually devour your partner(s) in a sexually and sensually delightful way. Oats may or may not be used in the process, but it will always end with two people living in a separate realities to one of the people in their lives that they find irreplaceable.

A term referencing to male sperm cells

A term that can be used in reference to human sperm cells

when your mate cashes in on life to watch paint dry and suck his missus’ tit.

Porridge is a tasty snack that you can eat anyplace anywhere anytime.

Banging a girl of which you can track the chain of people who have been there.