Urban Dictionary: porridge

To serve time in prison.

He done his porridge, he's a reformed man now.

by Wise Man October 02, 2003

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british slang for doing time in prison

do your porridge and don't try to screw the system

by jakethejaffacake July 30, 2011

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A mushy substance made by boiling corn flour, oats, or other grain food. Usually eaten as a breakfast product.

Porridge tastes better than corn grits.

by AYB March 19, 2003

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used to describe a womans pussy when full of cum. normally used in relation to group sex, by males.

I want her first because I hate stirring the porridge.

by aus_nomad February 01, 2007

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yo man i saw dat nigga eat his girls porridge

guy 1, "what do you like to eat for breakfast?"
guy 2, "i usually have a nice helping of warm porridge"
guy 1, "me 2"

by benny d from NYC December 02, 2009

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I likes to eat porridge

by Suprflyz March 19, 2003

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Yucky crap. Blegh. Oatmeal, however... =)

J: Eat porridge!
K: *dies*

by Rath Illuser September 09, 2004

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