A woman who appears in a porn video or image who is a bleach blonde, or has fake boobs (especially comically large fake boobs), or is wearing gobs of blue eyeshadow and other gunk on their face. They tend to be older actresses, and generally look like they are just going through the motions for about the thousandth time.

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.