Bill - "Hey Fred, you heard of porn"

Fred - "Gee bill! That's disgusting! Get away from me! Ew!"

Bill - "Dude, chill out, you're a total pornophobe"

"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"