What the Internet was made for.

porno; pornography obviously. you just say it like this cuz it's funny

Truely Mans best frind

Something that can bei either so beautiful that it makes DaVinci cry, or so hideous and nasty that it makes David Cronenberg take notes.

Also, the favorite reading material of Evangelical Christians.

Any form of media you completely lose interest in after masturbation.

The reason you need a new computer because of all the spyware/viruses you got from it.

is cheaper that dating