Urban Dictionary: porni

"That slut liking her GUTTA is porny"

"Dad, can i get a porny?"

by LG-Lifes gay July 14, 2009

When you're porn horny; when you crave to watch porn

Damn, i could really use some redtube right now cuz i'm quite porny.

by Miss23Here August 04, 2010

A noun replacing "penis". Occurs when penis is only good for watching and enjoying porn.

"If you don't stop watching 'arma-get-it-on' your penis will become a pornis"

by Ian Dunn November 02, 2008

Horny for looking at online porn.

Yah, I'm porny too. I got an iphone so I can get a woody anytime now.

by All Grown UP August 16, 2010

the way that vanessa thinks that "promise" is spelled.

by ohhh cameron g February 28, 2008

of Graeco-Roman origin, Porny means to be horny for porn, thus PORNY!

Joaquin: Man dude, I'm really Porny!

Tyler: Dude, lets mouth kiss.

(awkward silence)

by Betty Grovenstein January 21, 2005

Two lovers watching porn and acting it out later.

My boyfriend and I love watching porn together. That night we became pornies.

by Amazing Amy October 03, 2014