Jul 20 Word of the Day
A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!
Rational person: Shut up psycho
Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
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Somehow, Rodney's Christmas tree, decked out in garish purple lights and Mrs. Santa pornaments, failed to convey the solemnity and dignity of this holiest of days.
by Katie Oh! December 04, 2006
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Pornographic Christmas tree ornaments depicting beloved seasonal figures in sexual positions, aka SantaBalls
Oh my god, will you look at that pornament! I always suspected Mrs. Claus had a thing for Rudolph and those elves. Now we really know why Rudolph's nose is always so bright at night!
by Springbreaker December 20, 2006
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An epic competition between (1) rival porn collections or (2) rival pornography artists; Derived from the words "Porn" and "Tournament".
Specific contests can include (for type 1, porn collections) comparisons of size, deviancy, quality and variety. For type 2 (rival porn stars) contests can include comparisons of size, deviancy, endurance, creativity, flexibility, precision and/or ability to induce a knockout blow.
Specific contests can include (for type 1, porn collections) comparisons of size, deviancy, quality and variety. For type 2 (rival porn stars) contests can include comparisons of size, deviancy, endurance, creativity, flexibility, precision and/or ability to induce a knockout blow.
(1) Ronnie was confident his years of porno collection could beat anyone; therefore he challenged his friends to a pornament.
(2) The rivalry between Jenna Jameson and Briana Banks was so intense it could best be described as a "pornament".
(2) The rivalry between Jenna Jameson and Briana Banks was so intense it could best be described as a "pornament".
by Nick Vino December 24, 2008
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1. pornographic ornament, as previously stated.
2. A tournament that consists of pornographic events. Not as seasonal as the previous definition.
2. A tournament that consists of pornographic events. Not as seasonal as the previous definition.
Guy #1: "He man! You tryin' to watch the big game tonight??"
Guy #2: "Nah... I'm watching the Pornament!!!"
Guy#1: "Ah-hall right!"
Guy #2: "Nah... I'm watching the Pornament!!!"
Guy#1: "Ah-hall right!"
by berthabear27 December 21, 2009
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A contest between couples to determine who can most accurately duplicate scenes from any arbitrary XXX film. The pornament is usually judged by an unbiased third party.
Dick and Jane's morning yoga class really payed off by enabling them to take first prize in the neighborhood pornament.
by Godspan December 15, 2009